Im really cute

hey—pourmeabeer:

foggy glasgow morning
cold glasgow evening

my cat needs to have her butt on me 24/7 to make sure i am there or something

princeweeniepants:

shesavulgarwoman:


Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron
They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

Why does this not have more notes??

Because we’re scared

princeweeniepants:

shesavulgarwoman:

Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron

They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

Why does this not have more notes??

Because we’re scared

happy birthday dead green bird

littlealienproducts:

My dad skateboarding at Hyde school 1982. I think he was cooler than me. [x]

littlealienproducts:

My dad skateboarding at Hyde school 1982. I think he was cooler than me. [x]

emboars:

a cool and tough introduction survey:

  • name: rei/ollie/extra virgin olive oil (olive)
  • your catchphrase: im funky fresh and ready to party
  • fav emoji/emoticon: (=ↀωↀ=)
  • favorite color scheme: pink white and bright red
  • favorite type of monster-person: kuchisake-onna, futakuchi-onna and centaurs/cataurs
  • something real cool that you can do: i can do cool stuff with my tongue, lift heavy boxes and also look fresh as hell holla
  • a song you want to share with your followers: here
  • top 3 characters of all time: hugh oconner, berry sirayuki and dipper/mable pines
  • what pets do you have: 5 cats 2 dogs and a brother
  • your hogwarts house: digimon
  • favorite pokemon: espeon because it’s based off of  a nekomata (which i am),  and jirachi

feelin pretty melancholic tonite 

free-parking:

Francis Alÿs, Nightwatch, 2004.  

Surveillance cameras observe a fox exploring the Tudor and Georgian rooms of the National Portrait Gallery at night.

wickedclothes:

Large Ivory And Carnelian Cameo Locket Necklace

An ivory, Victorian-style lady silhouette sits on this orange carnelian colored cameo, which has been set into a brass locket. The locket is accented with beautiful engraving on front and back. Hung on an antique brass chain available in various lengths. Sold on Etsy.

puppy95:

bauks

Fire Emblem: Awakening - Twerking Headcanons

  • Chrom: Can't twerk to save his life - his ass is too flat and he has no sense of rhythm.
  • Lissa: After seeing all the twerk-induced casualties - most of them caused by Sully - Chrom has forbidden Lissa from twerking.
  • Frederick: It happens to be one of his secret skills. He's quite good at it, but he doesn't want anyone to know
  • Lon'qu: The undisputed twerkmaster. Honed his skill after being told that it would scare women away.
  • Kellam: The only one among them who can out-twerk Lon'qu. His twerking is divinity embodied. It's a shame that nobody notices.
  • Sully: Fucking amazing at it, if a little too...Aggressive. She's mowed Virion down countless numbers of times during her twerk sessions.
  • Miriel: Fascinated by the science of twerking. Frequently takes notes on others' reactions to it, usually twerking and writing at the same time.
  • Ricken: Can't twerk. At all. And gets embarrassed when the subject is even brought up.
  • Maribelle: Embarrassingly bad at it, but insists that she's excellent. Gets angry and storms off in a huff if anyone has the gall to criticize her.
  • Basilio: Has a little bit of a challenge since his butt is too muscular to have much jiggle, but does damn good with what he's got.
  • Flavia: DAMN good at twerking. Almost on-par with Lon'qu.
  • Panne: After witnessing Lon'qu in action, believes that twerking is used by humans to show aggression and dominance. As a result, she begins power-twerking when she feels threatened.
  • Virion: Brags endlessly and in exquisite detail about his unparallelled booty-popping skills. Lacks the talent to back it up, and subsequently is even worse at it than Ricken. Puts the 'ass' in embarrassing.
  • Walhart: Can't twerk, but can do this really disturbing thing where he moves each butt cheek seperately.
  • Tharja: Has all the talent to do it well, but twerks so slowly and horrifically intense that it ends up being scary.
  • Gaius: Bounces halfheartedly like a 14-year-old white girl.
  • Henry: Twerks after an unsuspecting victim at 500 MPH with a horrible grin on his face.
  • Yarne: Taught about twerking from his mother and told that it was best used to intimidate others. Frequently cries while twerking.

Fire Emblem: Awakening - Twerking Headcanons

  • Chrom: Can't twerk to save his life - his ass is too flat and he has no sense of rhythm.
  • Lissa: After seeing all the twerk-induced casualties - most of them caused by Sully - Chrom has forbidden Lissa from twerking.
  • Frederick: It happens to be one of his secret skills. He's quite good at it, but he doesn't want anyone to know
  • Lon'qu: The undisputed twerkmaster. Honed his skill after being told that it would scare women away.
  • Kellam: The only one among them who can out-twerk Lon'qu. His twerking is divinity embodied. It's a shame that nobody notices.
  • Sully: Fucking amazing at it, if a little too...Aggressive. She's mowed Virion down countless numbers of times during her twerk sessions.
  • Miriel: Fascinated by the science of twerking. Frequently takes notes on others' reactions to it, usually twerking and writing at the same time.
  • Ricken: Can't twerk. At all. And gets embarrassed when the subject is even brought up.
  • Maribelle: Embarrassingly bad at it, but insists that she's excellent. Gets angry and storms off in a huff if anyone has the gall to criticize her.
  • Basilio: Has a little bit of a challenge since his butt is too muscular to have much jiggle, but does damn good with what he's got.
  • Flavia: DAMN good at twerking. Almost on-par with Lon'qu.
  • Panne: After witnessing Lon'qu in action, believes that twerking is used by humans to show aggression and dominance. As a result, she begins power-twerking when she feels threatened.
  • Virion: Brags endlessly and in exquisite detail about his unparallelled booty-popping skills. Lacks the talent to back it up, and subsequently is even worse at it than Ricken. Puts the 'ass' in embarrassing.
  • Walhart: Can't twerk, but can do this really disturbing thing where he moves each butt cheek seperately.
  • Tharja: Has all the talent to do it well, but twerks so slowly and horrifically intense that it ends up being scary.
  • Gaius: Bounces halfheartedly like a 14-year-old white girl.
  • Henry: Twerks after an unsuspecting victim at 500 MPH with a horrible grin on his face.
  • Yarne: Taught about twerking from his mother and told that it was best used to intimidate others. Frequently cries while twerking.
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